What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!