What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.