What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound