What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay