What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.