Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.