Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.