Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.