Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.