Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.