Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.