What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.