What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.