What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.