What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.