What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.