What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.