What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.