What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.