How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

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How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach