How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.