What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is