Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."