Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.