Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.