Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.