Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.