Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.