He didn't wrap his Whopper
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Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
A communion wafer
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Wrap it around a tree
wraps
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Cos it's tear-able.
The Muppets
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
He can only stick to himself.
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Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
A short woman trying like hell.
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
Wrapping paper.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Well I can clearly see your nuts
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Wrap
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
They mostly wrap.
It's not hard.
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
Because he's a Wrap God
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
She didn't have control of her pupils
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
He was suicidal.
Because she married Mr. Softy!
One for each of his hoes.
Sleigher.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
