Dairy Queen Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm?

A Dairy Queen

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Whopper Jokes More Whopper Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.