What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer