What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Because they were both too Shellfish.

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They both crustaceans

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Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg