What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer