What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Kosher Jokes More Kosher Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer