What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Kosher Jokes More Kosher Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer