Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

You might also enjoy:

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P