Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice