Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.