Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.