Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.