Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg