Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.