Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"