Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.