Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.