Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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A real hootenanny!

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.