Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.