What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.