Food Fight Jokes

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft