How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.