How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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Chicken caesar salad.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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Franchicing

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Piece of cake.

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.