Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.