What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."