What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip