What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim