What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!