Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."