Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!