Where does a thumb meet its type?

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."