Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.