Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers