Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.