Thumb Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."