What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!