What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.