What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.