What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium