What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.