When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.