When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.