When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.