When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!