Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.