Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.