Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...