Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti