Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!