Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.