Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.