What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.