What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti