Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.