Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.