Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti