Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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She's the one with dirty knees.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...