Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River