Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.