Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.