How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.