How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.