How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.