How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.