Just one, we're stoned not stupid.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
A Haiku.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
Bud.
