How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.