How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others