What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts