A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
I don't know, but it isn't !
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
They get chapped lips
A cruiseifixion.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
Squish it in your hand.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
The elevator can raise a child.
A cross-threader
He nuts and bolts
