Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion