What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.