What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!