What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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D-flat

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.