What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho