What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.