What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!