What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.