What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified