What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified