Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.