Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.