Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.