How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail