How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.