How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g