Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems