Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Carry the Juan

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She was told to do an essay in school.

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He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Por flavor

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.