Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Bout Jokes More Bout Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems