Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Wait at a buzz stop !

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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They tend to be mean.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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I don't want to taco bout it.

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A burrrrrrito.

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Allah-penos

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems