Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems