Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch