Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan