Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.