Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.