It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
my supply was short.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
A reptile dysfunction
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
He drops the base when doing logs.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
A joint effort!
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
It had a lot of problems
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.