How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.