How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.