How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.