How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.