What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey